Crabs can go suck a dick.

I hate crabs, no no not that kind of crabs.  Well, I'm sure I'd hate that too but I'm talking about the food.  Anyway I've been near crabs before but never really tried it.  For some reason while out to eat with my parents I decided "ohh I'll get crabmeat nothing could possibly go wrong." Smart idea? NOPE.  I came home feeling a little nauseous, had myself a glass of wine and went to sleep. I wake up around 4am and notice I can't really breathe that well.  I started to panic a little and felt so sick in my stomach.  I was sick (throwing up) the entire night and noticed my uvula (dangley thing in your throat) was so swollen. No joke it was so long and swollen that it was choking me (yeah sounds dirty haha). Definitely not dirty or fun. This happened to me one other time but that time I went to the hospital. This time I spent the entire night in the bathroom and panicking cause I could barely catch my breath.  Luckily my mom was in town so I called her around 9 am.  I was exhausted and feeling so awful. She quickly came to my place and rushed out to the store. Thank god my moms a nurse, so she immediately started giving me medication. I finally was able to fall asleep for a few hours. I woke up to see NOTRE DAME LOSING MISERABLY. Yeah good game guys, way to go! After I woke my stomach seemed to be all better but my throat is still awful.  All the stomach acid from throwing up burned my already swollen throat.  So I have terrible blisters and burns in my throat :(  It hurts so bad, but thankfully I have medicine that's numbing some of the pain ;)  Basically this was the worst weekend ever and ruined my amazing plans I had. FUCK YOU CRABS.



No no, love is not the answer. screw you crabs.
(I didn't actually eat any of these, I ate the other food that we made that doesnt try to murder me.)